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It's McLENNON. OH GOD.

*blink blink blink*

Harry Potter?

It's not Harry Potter (though awfully close. Harry is another mix of John and Paul's genes.). It's the McCartney/Lennon version of Frankenstein's monster. They dug up Paul's dead body, then John's, and cut them in half and sewed the halves together to produce McLENNON.

Well that's creepy...

OMG YOUR SON IS EMO.

He seems to be rather happy about it...

Is that bad?

OF COURSE IT IS l312@//l)33. D<

YEAH, l312@//l)33. D< George shouldn't be EMO, even if he's happy about being EMO.

Being emo is BAD. D<

You need to keep a closer eye on your son. Take away everything sharp in the basement.

I wonder under what circumstances this picture was taken. Hmmm.

DISCUSS.

NO COMMENT!! *fantasizes. nosebleed.*

*holds nose* Fluffy-kins wants me to bleed to death!!

*appears opaque, having previously bled to death on discovery of the picture*

You blame me for wanting company? It's not all fun and games to be all ghostly by yourself, you know.

It is a wonderfully tantalizing picture, though. It brings many wonderful images into my head...

Alright. So now we're dead... I'm not sure if I should be happy about this or not...

Many wonderful images indeed.

With our new dead status, we could ask George under what circumstances that picture was taken, and if anything happened afterwards *couch*HOTSEX*cough**hack*wheeze*.

But I think I prefer my fantasies better. Reality might just crush my joy.

I heard that! You can't hide the word HOTSEX from me! >D

Reality does tend to be a joy crusher... I think we should just stick with fantasies.

YES I CAN! D< You just wait. I'll conceal it from you, and you'll never, ever find it. EVAR.

The fantasies are much, much better. So now that that's out, what do we do with out new dead status? Cry a bit? Maybe a whimper or two?

Why would you do such a thing. *sniffles a bit.* *Bawls like a baby*

We could... haunt l312@//l)33.

Because I'm secretly EVIL. >D And I'm just getting my R E V E N G E for you not letting my character be Rinog's creepy stalker fan.


That has serious fun potential.

LETS HAUNT l312@//l)33!

YOU SPELLED "RINGO" WRONG.

Anyway you can't be his stalker, because you also belong to me. That's the whole reason you live in my house in the first place. Remember?

Haunting l312@//l)33 is WONDERIFICAL!!

TYPOS! I HAVE DISGRACED THE BEATLE GODS! What is my penance, oh Lord?

I could still be his stalker. He wouldn't respond to any of my advances because he's so socially inept, and you'd probably enjoy watching him squirm with discomfort.

IT'S THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD.

I'll forgive you. BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE CUTE TODAY!

But then you wouldn't love me more then him.

Then you could discover that I'm stalking your son, blame Ringo for the whole ordeal, and send me back to the basement. Then you can drink yourself into a stupor where you force me to swear that I always have and always will love you more than Ringo, and then you go back to acting like nothing has ever happened.