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Damn it!

y0l_l l</\/0\/\/ y0l_l 10\/3 73l-l \/\/0l2l) [3/\/50l2!/\/6 l312@//l)33.

I have no idea what that says.

7l-l@7'5 l33[@l_l53 y0l_l'l23 5700p!l).

5!11y |3I2@/\/|)33.

I hate you all

No you don't, you just think you do. Silly l312@//l)33.

l312@//l)33 hates me.

*cough*killherwithfiya*cough*

Hey, l312@//l)33, could I borrow some fiya?

No no you can not

Pwease?

Give her some fiya l312@//l)33. Don't be such a meanieface. D<

Why would I give her fire to kill me?

'Cause you're a kind person?

Because you like to give things away, silly l312@//l)33.

PaulMcCartneyx wrote:'Cause you're a kind person?

Haha ri~ght.

Silly Fluffy-kins. We all know Brandee's a cold hearted bitch.

YEA!!

I'm not sure if you should be happy about that...

O well

Being a cold hearted bitch is nothing to be proud about.

I could take either two options with this conversation:
A: Go into a very serious rant/scolding on this topic
or
B: Go into a silly rant on this topic for the lulz.

The second option sounds funniest at the moment, so I'll go with that.

STOOPID l312@//l)33. D< Everyone knows that the entire point of existence of a pet such as yourself is to be a very kind, loving companion, and to not chew up the couch and furniture. Being a cold-hearted bitch implies that you're being bad, which for a pet is generally chewing up the furniture, and if you're a bad pet, I'll have to ABANDON YOU TO THE WOLVES, WHO WILL EAT YOU ALIVE.

So be a good l312@//l)33, if you know what's best for you.

Yeah l312@//l)33! D<

Yes like I would really let you have me as a pet Leah.

BrandeeCORRECTIONSLOLZ wrote:Yes, like I would really let you have me as a pet, Leyuh.

Punctuation is your friend.

But Leyuh loves you enough to correct you.

Personally I would have just called you a Stoopidface several times then made a D< face. But you know, whatever.